Inspiration for the Holidays

also:

Starkle, Starkle, Little Twink.
Who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what they call
the alfluence of incahol.

I'm not as drunk as thinkle peep.
I'm just a little slort of sheep,
I really don't know who's me yet,
But the drunker I stay the longer I get.

So just one more to fill me up,
I've got all day sober to Sunday up.